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Time is precious waste it wisely.

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

He Is Very Poor Because He Has Only Money..Cool

I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

YU CAN’T BURN ME.

I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..

I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,

In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

#People with status don’t need status.. #

I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

 

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I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me.

The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

Save water & drink beer…cool..

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!

Train your mind to see good in everything

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!

Hey there Whatsapp is using me…

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…

Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.

 

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If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…

Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…

IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying..

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…

So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….

I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …

“Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.  

A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

 

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Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain.

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

 

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Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it

Always respects your self!

My heart is stolen..can I check your braa

Save Water, Drink Wine!!

 

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Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot

Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

All the Rules are made.. to be break.

!Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!

When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Alcohol will give different, type of power!..

70% boy Have GF ,other then Have Brain!

 

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If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching….!!

Excuse me …. Please empty ur pockets …. I think U stole my heart.

3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

do not drink and park _accidents cause people.

Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..

High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

If U are still hate me!then No Problem!..

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

when nothing seems right then go left…

if I am wired with you then I like you..

 

Whatsapp Status Messages

The starting point of all achievement is desire.

The sun is new each day.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

Smile, it’s free therapy.

A smile is the universal welcome.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

Love is a better teacher than duty.

The first wealth is health.

You may delay, but time will not.

Knowledge is love and light and vision.

Whatsapp Status Only For You.

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

Things are beautiful if you love them.

Things are beautiful if you love them.

Perfection itself is imperfection

Love is the beauty of the soul

The best proof of love is trust

 

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Perfection is the child of time.

When Time is spent, Eternity begins.

All our sweetest hours fly fastest.

Men are what their mothers made them.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

A man in debt is so far a slave.

It’s all about the money.

Nothing will work unless you do.

There is no substitute for hard work.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza

 

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“I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.”

“Every moment I spent with you.. is like beautiful dream come true.”

“I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.”

“There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.”

“Everyone says u fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person. “

“Every time I see u I fall in love all over again””

“Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.”

“If u are not interested then don’t cheat him.. Better leave him.”

Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch ,and then one can release then it can heart the other!

“Better to be alone than being with some1 who makes u feel alone.”

“Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. “

“Love me 4 a second and I’ll love you forever. “

Ki Hoya Je Tere Nal Larda Ha !! Pyaar V Ta Kamliye Tnu Hi Krda Ha!

“The person who makes u happiest is the person who can hurt you the most.”

Did YOU know i really love the 2nd word of this question?

“When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me “”

“I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me. “

“I fell in love with u, I don’t know why or how. I just did.”

 

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Man knows so much and does so little.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.

There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Lost time is never found again.

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.

We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

 

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Experience is making mistakes and learning from them.

I would fain grow old learning many things.

You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.

Teaching is the royal road to learning.

You only stop learning when you quit.

Learning is its own exceeding great reward.

I think you’re working and learning until you die.

Respect is what we owe; love, what we give.

If we are not free, no one will respect us.

Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

Common sense is not so common.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

Action is the real measure of intelligence.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

 

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It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.

Everything I learned I learned from the movies.

Some books leave us free and some books make us free.

You teach best what you most need to learn.

It’s not the teaching, it’s the learning.

Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.

Change is the end result of all true learning.

Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.

Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.

Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.

I am forever learning and changing.

This life is a process of learning.

Learning is finding out what you already know.

 

Final Words:

So, I hope you enjoyed our WhatsApp status. We will keep you in touch as we care for you and care to share the latest info.

 

 

Surabhi Patel

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