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80+ Flirty Quotes, Messages, SMS, Jokes, Texts – Sweet Flirty Quotes

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Sweet Flirt:

Somewhat flirt is good for your health you know!! Actually, it’s a dialog from my favorite movie. But, in reality, little flirt is not so bad. You never know, you could bless with cute girl/guy when doing flirt.

 

So, don’t miss the chance to flirt with your crush and send this flirty quotes, flirty texts, flirting quotes, flirty messages, flirty jokes, flirt SMS, flirty texts for him and finally, flirty texts for her.

 

Flirty texts

## Texting is not real flirting, but until we are together, I will have to make do.

## Come on over. I have all your favorites ready. Chips, burgers and me!

## You’ve been on my mind all day. I think you’ll like what you see later tonight.

## You were AMAZING yesterday.

## Looking forward to tomorrow since you get more and more beautiful every day.

## We just arrived at the bar/vacation spot/work. Ugh, I wish I was back there with you.

## What to do….black panties or pink? Care to help?

## Good luck tonight! I am sure that you will be amazing and look good doing it!

## Did the sun come out or did I just feel you smiling at me?

## This XXXXX is killing me. Be my hero and come save me.

 

Flirty quotes

## Good morning, gorgeous. Hope your day is as wonderful as you are!

## Soooo….my friend would like to know if you think that I am hot.

## Would you rather do XXXX than hanging out with me?

## You are in my 2 AM thoughts.

## Message me your picture so Santa can have my wish list.

## Grr…I have an issue. I just cannot stop thinking about you.

## Bored at home…are you up for some fun?

## Let’s commit the perfect crime: I will steal your heart if you will steal mine.

## Where have you been all of my life?

## We should make like fabric softener and snuggle.

 

Sweet flirt

## Oh dear, I am terribly bored. Let’s have an adventure together.

## If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you would be my nothing?

## Every night, I go home sad because I cannot wait until I see you again.

## When we are apart, all I can think about is you.

## You light up my world.

## My life may be confusing for so many areas, but the only thing I know for sure is that I am truly happy when I am with you.

## Hey, gorgeous. I wanted to see how you are doing since we have not talked for a while.

## I’m in bed, bored. Want to join?

## We should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I can be together.

## Come see me tonight. I can promise you that you won’t regret coming over.

 

Flirting quotes

## You should save your energy at work today, I think you will need it for later.

## If we were together right now, what would we be doing

## Today was terrible. Any thoughts on how to unwind?

## My old school outfit/cheerleading outfit/Catholic school clothes are apparently still in my closet….and they still fit.

## Grr…I was so busy when I left this morning that I didn’t realize I was a commando.

## Hope you have sweet dreams tonight…and I hope I am in them.

## I wish I was your mirror so that I could look at you every morning.

## You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams?

## I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?

## Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

 

Flirty messages

## You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.

## Do you have a to-do list? If so, put me on it.

## Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

## I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

## The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.

## Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.

## I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

## At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the daytime, I dream of sleeping with you.

## You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.

## Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.

 

Flirty Jokes

## You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.

## Send me a picture so I can send Santa my wish list.

## If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.

## Here’s to hope your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.

## On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.

## A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.

## You’re like a .com domain name – already taken. And I ain’t about to settle for no .org.

## Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.

## I was thinking of you today, while I was doing some math problems, but there weren’t enough spaces on the calculator to work out how much I love you.

## The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.

 

Flirt SMS

## In my opinion, God’s only mistake when he made the world was that he didn’t keep you to himself.

## Love is blind, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a room.

## I want triplets, you want twins, let’s go to bed, and see who wins.

## Every time you enter the room, you enter my heart.

## I’ve just bought some chocolate spread… Any ideas what we should do with it?

## This email is a group message being sent from our company to all 10/10 beauties in your area. Currently, you are the only recipient.

## You remind me of a private jet… I want to get inside you five times a day and fly you to heaven and back.

## If Einstein was such a genius, how come he didn’t invent the time machine so he could come and see you?

## I’m lying in bed, bored. Want to play Simon says?

## Tired out. Been running around like a nutcase at work today. I’m too much of a perfectionist. I’m a perfectionist in most things I do. That’s why I like you so much.

 

Flirty texts for him

## I’d like to say that I couldn’t be more in love with you, but I know that’s not true. I’ll love you even more tomorrow.

## Would you mind emptying your pockets – I believe you’ve stolen my heart.

## If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.

## Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend!

## Do you know any good cardiologists because my heart skips a beat every time I think of you.

## I wish I was your teddy bear.

## I’ve just got out of the shower. How about coming over and helping me get dirty again?

## I don’t think about very many things, and I don’t think for very long, but when I do think, it invariably tends to be about you.

## Of all the stars in the sky, there are none as beautiful as you.

## Are you free… For the rest of your life?

## God created the world in six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.

## I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.

## Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels exist.

 

Flirty texts for her

## You know you’re pretty… 

## Boy: Please tell me, how does it feel?

Girl: What do you mean?

Boy: To be the most beautiful star in the sky.

 

## Boy: I guess your parents are bakers?

Girl: Why do you think so?

Boy: Because they made you such a cutie pie!

 

## To my opinion, a perfect lecture is like a girl‘s skirt – sufficiently long to cover the subject, but quite short to maintain the interest.

## You might fall from a mountain,

## Or you might fall from a tree,

## But the perfect way for you to fall,

## Is to fall in love with me.

## Hello, I guess your name is Google… Because you have everything that I am searching for!

## You look so familiar to me, I guess we took some class together… and I bet it was chemistry.

## I have to admit, that you are sort of a medication for me, cause I feel so much better every time when we meet..

## Damn, you‘re sooo sweet, baby, I believe I could give up sugar for life!

## I guess there is some switch on my forehead, cause each time you come around, you immediately turn me on.

## It happens that girls are like domain names – cause the ones that I like are already occupied.

 

Final Words:

 

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